What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Astronomers capture first direct image of the 'cosmic web,' hidden highways of the Universe - Earth.com

Still no good.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Gene mutation found in the bacterium behind the Black Death helped plague conquer the world, scientists say - CNN

Just Forget it!

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

For Anyone Trying To Be The "Fun" Aunt Or Uncle, 31 Birthday Gifts Kids Will Love - BuzzFeed

No go.

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

What is the best true Hollywood story you know?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Greetings from Warsaw, Poland, where the flags are flying ahead of a key election - NPR

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

What is Project Astra by Google?

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Is a man who enjoys anal sex considered a sissy? For those who think so, why can't they be thought of as someone who enjoys a variety of sexual pleasure?