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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:42

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
For Anyone Trying To Be The "Fun" Aunt Or Uncle, 31 Birthday Gifts Kids Will Love - BuzzFeed
No go.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
What is the best true Hollywood story you know?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
George Clooney Reveals His Wife Amal’s Reaction When He Came Home With His New Hair - HuffPost
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
The mystery rise of lung cancer in non-smokers - BBC
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Greetings from Warsaw, Poland, where the flags are flying ahead of a key election - NPR
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
What is Project Astra by Google?
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
The Center of Our Universe Does Not Exist. A Physicist Explains Why. - ScienceAlert
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
"People don't even like him": Musk becomes GOP pariah after "ridiculous" Trump attacks - Axios
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried